Existential Cat Poems - “My Soul Needs To Be Washed Like Dirty Laundry”

“My Soul Needs To Be Washed Like Dirty Laundry”

As I think back,

To all the terrible deeds I have done,

I am starting to realize,

That perhaps I am not the greatest cat in the world.

As my angst seems to have no end in sight,

As if I was looking down a deep well with no light,

I have decided I have only one course of action to make it all go away,

Will you listen to my confession today?

Things I Have Done (That Are Not Good Things)

-Sat on master’s lap when master was trying to sleep

-Knocked over master’s prized vase

-Stole an extra kitty treat from the cupboard

-Killed a man in cold blood

-Purred too loudly when master was trying to watch Party Down

I feel much better now that I have gotten that off my cat chest!