Don Draper Cat Poem-Reviews Mad Men: S4 E2
Last night,
I was so confused,
Thought you were back Don,
Thought that you were pulling the guns out of your holsters,
You were going to be on the top of the world,
But apparently that was all a lie,
I suppose I have come to expect this,
You used to be so cool,
You used to get all the women,
Like that Menken girl,
Or that teacher,
But not now,
Now your deep sadness is simply a turn off,
And your co-workers call you pathetic,
Can’t believe you let Roger steal the episode like that,
With his reluctance but eventual giving in to playing Santa,
And the cum on his lip innuendo,
He was the bell of the ball,
While you were simply someone attending the ball who wasn’t a bell,
Even Peggy’s boyfriend upstaged you,
Perhaps he was extra creepy and foolish,
But he still got laid,
Suppose you did too,
But it just didn’t feel the same,
You were a bumbling drunk,
And she slept with you after reluctance,
The real star was Glen though,
He told it like it was,
Made a mess of a house, (your house)
And got the girl, (your girl)
Is Glen the next Don Draper?
Probably too early to tell,
He is only like five months old, (cat years)
Really hoping the rest of this season isn’t about your fall,
The decline of Don Draper is something nobody wants to see,
I will be with you until the end,
Whether you’re a king or a dog,
A titan or even a dog.
(Please don’t turn into a dog)
Hopeful but a bit worried,
-Don Draper Cat
