August 2010
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"I Am Nothing More Than A Construction Part"
As I sit here,
In this Maple Leaf construction box,
For laminate flooring,
I have come to realize,
That this works as a good metaphor,
For my place in the whole world,
I am just but one cat,
Holding up one part of the total reality,
It’s totally just like Jenga,
If I get taken out it probably doesn’t matter,
But if enough cats get taken out of the reality-tower,
Than the...
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"There Is A Reality Out There I Am Banned From...
So many years,
I have lived with this cone around my face,
And I have wondered,
What goes on behind the plastic I can barely see through.
I feel as if I must be missing out,
On a probably beautiful world,
So tragically cut off,
From a place where I might find happiness.
So many days I have spent in wailing sorrow,
After the loss of you my dear love,
Whose picture I still keep in my...
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"As My Head Was Trapped On The Other Side of the...
I realized too much,
As my head was trapped on the other side of the door,
All of my life I have been approaching the completion of some sort of goal,
Whether it was becoming a certified accounting-cat,
Or hooking up with pu girl-cats,
I always had something to strive for,
But not as my head was trapped on the other side of the door.
And I saw too much,
As my head was trapped on the...
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"My Soul Needs To Be Washed Like Dirty Laundry"
As I think back,
To all the terrible deeds I have done,
I am starting to realize,
That perhaps I am not the greatest cat in the world.
As my angst seems to have no end in sight,
As if I was looking down a deep well with no light,
I have decided I have only one course of action to make it all go away,
Will you listen to my confession today?
Things I Have Done (That Are Not Good Things)
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Don Draper Cat Poem-Reviews Mad Men: S4 E2
Last night,
I was so confused,
Thought you were back Don,
Thought that you were pulling the guns out of your holsters,
You were going to be on the top of the world,
But apparently that was all a lie,
I suppose I have come to expect this,
You used to be so cool,
You used to get all the women,
Like that Menken girl,
Or that teacher,
But not now,
Now your deep sadness is simply a turn...
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"Society Has Taught Me To Eat You"
I have made a terrible mistake. Just like the Bluth family except more bloody. Although that one time Anne killed herself was probably pretty bloody. No one really noticed though. I’m probably the only person in the world who did. So lonely being me…
But I digress…big time. I’m feeling a bit awkward right now. Like I shouldn’t have done what I just did. Gnawing my...
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"As I Stare Into The Barrel Of Your Gun"
Just wish I could start over now. As I realize the end to my story is nearing.
As I stare into the barrel of your gun.
So many cats I should have hooked up with. But work or neutering always got in the way. I realize I missed out on love in this world.
As I stare into the barrel of your gun.
Can’t take this any meow. Damn, still can’t stop myself from making bad cat puns....